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charusista:

Ever think about your otp making out against a wall…

Ever thinking about cosplaying your otp making out against a wall…

I do.

oceanashenue:

so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”

missdeejers:

I always see post from very thin girls talking about still having a belly pooch when they turn sideways and I just wanna be like, “You mean that space where you have your uterus? There is an organ there. It can’t shrink when you lose weight. Sorry. Unless you have a hysterectomy, that pooch is permanent. You should get used to it.”

herbackrowkings:

lalondes:

>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST

eartheld:

rollinupablunt:

tokem0n:

eartheld:

Stained my skin hella OFMG any tops on removing manic panic dye thank uuuuu

Try nail polish remover?

maybe just dont dye your armpit like hm idk

Maybe you should suck my ass which I might dye just for ur soggy self

eartheld:

rollinupablunt:

tokem0n:

eartheld:

Stained my skin hella OFMG any tops on removing manic panic dye thank uuuuu

Try nail polish remover?

maybe just dont dye your armpit like hm idk

Maybe you should suck my ass which I might dye just for ur soggy self

tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Chris McMahon buys other people’s landscape paintings at thrift stores and puts monsters in them.

Previously: Artist Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings

john-egbertholdt:

DOES ANYONE THINK THAT OCTOBER HAS A CERTAIN SMELL AND YOU JUST CANT EXPLAIN IT BUT YOU JUST KNOW THE SCENT OF OCTOBER AND IT GETS SO STRONG ON HALLOWEEN

I PROBABLY SOUND INSANE BUT I CANT POSSIBLY BE THE ONLY ONE

teen-titan-jaeger-bomb:

operativesurprise:

bigbootsandscaryeyes:

sammiwolfe:

fleshcircus:

thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes

WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT THAT IF YOU GOT IT IN YOUR EYES IT WOULDN’T BURN (no crying)
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IT’S SAYING NO RIPPING?
*FLIPS TABLES* THIS IS WHY THE ENGLISH WRITTEN LANGUAGE IS CONFUSING AS FUCK I AM SO SORRY NON-NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS.

Why doesn’t it say fucking anti tangle?!

I JUST MADE BOTH MY PARENTS READ THIS I AM SO ANGRY
THEY ARE ANGRY
WE JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT ABOUT ‘TIER’ ‘TEAR’ AND ‘TEAR’
THEY THOUGHT IT MEANT NO CRYING TOO
I AM SO ANGRY

Guys, i just looked up a commercial on the shampoo and even they said no tear (crying) -here-

teen-titan-jaeger-bomb:

operativesurprise:

bigbootsandscaryeyes:

sammiwolfe:

fleshcircus:

thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes

WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT THAT IF YOU GOT IT IN YOUR EYES IT WOULDN’T BURN (no crying)

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IT’S SAYING NO RIPPING?

*FLIPS TABLES* THIS IS WHY THE ENGLISH WRITTEN LANGUAGE IS CONFUSING AS FUCK I AM SO SORRY NON-NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS.

Why doesn’t it say fucking anti tangle?!

I JUST MADE BOTH MY PARENTS READ THIS I AM SO ANGRY

THEY ARE ANGRY

WE JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT ABOUT ‘TIER’ ‘TEAR’ AND ‘TEAR’

THEY THOUGHT IT MEANT NO CRYING TOO

I AM SO ANGRY

Guys, i just looked up a commercial on the shampoo and even they said no tear (crying) -here-

jessicalbryson:

dink-182:

loveandddrevenge:

sclez:

cykeem white 

He’s got to be some kind of ancient God of beauty because this is ridiculous.

Again because he’s perfect.

Oh my god

how

panikfaze:

nubianbrothaz:

tentacletherapissed:

chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes:

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

In
Case
Any
Of
You
Have
Doubts
About
This
Fact
(Also the hilarious case of crackers crying about racism due to it)

The Other Side:.  Truism that many Americans do not want to face.

Dude we know our country fucking sucks. The problem is that those of us who want to fix the problems don’t believe in owning guns and those we’re facing off with are armed to the teeth.

panikfaze:

nubianbrothaz:

tentacletherapissed:

chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes:

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

In

Case

Any

Of

You

Have

Doubts

About

This

Fact

(Also the hilarious case of crackers crying about racism due to it)

The Other Side:.  Truism that many Americans do not want to face.

Dude we know our country fucking sucks. The problem is that those of us who want to fix the problems don’t believe in owning guns and those we’re facing off with are armed to the teeth.

zippitywhodah:

ALL OF THE ROOSTERTEETH COUPLES ARE LITTERALLY TOO CUTE FOR M AND PERFECT.

MEG AND GAV

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JACK AND CAITI

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ARRYN AND MILES

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LINDSAY AND MICHAEL

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RAY AND TINA

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ASHLEY AND BURNIE

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GEOFF AND GRIFFON

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GUS AND ESTHER

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MATT AND ANNA

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prozdvoices:

imageMan, the new Sims game is taking a dark turn.

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